RT @Normanjam671
Medals awarded for.

1. Being born.
2. Potty trained.
3. First solid food.
4. Cycling proficiency.
5. Riding a horse.
6. Passing the 11+.
7. English O Level.
8. Getting married.
9. Having an affair.
10. Inheriting a country.

I'm so glad we don't live in a Tinpot Republic. 🙃