Dear #MAGA,

Keep telling us that #walz put free tampons in school bathrooms.

Keep telling us that he gave all children free school breakfast/lunch.

Keep bleating about how he mentored his school's gay/straight alliance.

How he was "just a school teacher" and never went to law school.

We know these things. What's more, we like them. Many of us want MORE progressive candidates - many more of us than you can possibly imagine.

We love our children and we love other people's children (scandalous, I know!)

What you call #socialism we call #humanity. We are happy to help feed children - and we think you are weird that you think that's wrong.

So keep telling us how #progressive he is. We like his brand of progress. We'd like even more of it.

To borrow a phrase from our cousins in #Britain (and I really hope they don't mind):

We are many. You are few.
We are #America. Who are you?