You can't parody this nonsense

I mean

Tory white elephants R us
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RT @johnredwood
HS 2 will undermine the revenues of existing railway lines. It creates extra capacity when there are too few passengers. The costs are far too high with no credible plan on how to pay back the money spent. People near the works resent it and taxpayers will come to regret it.
https://twitter.com/johnredwood/status/1618849545693302785