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RT @Normanjam671
Medals awarded for.

1. Being born.
2. Potty trained.
3. First solid food.
4. Cycling proficiency.
5. Riding a horse.
6. Passing the 11+.
7. English O Level.
8. Getting married.
9. Having an affair.
10. Inheriting a country.

I'm so glad we don't live in a Tinpot Republic. 🙃

RT @PeterStefanovi2
Jacob Rees-Mogg can’t contain his excitement at the Governments latest post Brexit trade deal - by now even Larry the cat knows he’s talking complete boll***

RT @brookebay21
@CllrNickSmall That's not what these official figures show. Are you lying again ?

RT @NoirMJ
Nigel 'Fatty' Lawson in the mud? Now touted as "Britain's greatest post-war Chancellor" by folk who's knowledge of him would fit on a stamp. When I was a lad he was the fella who spunked all our oil money on tax breaks for rich bastards & ran an economy that led to 5m unemployed

Fund youth services, particularly mental health, and stop with the youth hate.
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RT @Keir_Starmer
Antisocial behaviour ruins lives. Yet the Tories are letting it run rife.

There is a choice this May.

Labour will put 13,000 neighbourhood police and PCSOs back on our street.

Labour is the party of law and order.
twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/statu

RT @GyllKing
You know when Sunak says he's really worried about our children?

I don't believe him. Do you?

RT @gomiriam63
I read this today & it made me feel very sad & despondent. If we're living through a financial crisis, why doesn't this crisis affect those who tell us we're in a crisis. I'm sure there would be enough money if it was managed fairly & competently

RT @docrussjackson
What next?

'Hitler was woke'?

'Pronouns wiped £30BILLION from UK economy'?

'Woke teachers behind COVID & climate change'?

'Politically correct snowflakes dumping sewage in rivers'?

'2008 crash, 330,000 austerity deaths, & all due to VEGAN MOB PLOT'?! 🤡

RT @BladeoftheS
Michelle Mone’s PPE MEDPRO was a company that was less than 3 weeks old, with zero employee’s, no contracts, no premises, no previous transactions of any kind and with £100 in the bank.

Then the Government gave it £203,000,000.

Jail, jail, jail.

"Offer" - people want heating, food, and not to be terrified of falling ill. It's not a fkn supermarket.
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RT @RachelReevesMP
Happy flying start weekend!

I know so many Labour activists will be out on the doors spreading the word about our local election offer.

You can sign up below to get out on the and be part of building a better Britain.

events.labour.org.uk/
twitter.com/RachelReevesMP/sta

I'm crying with laughter here.

If you needed a demonstration of aristo entitlement ...
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RT @TheGrimm5
Senior royal spokesperson Lady Burlingham Smythe has informed Westminster that in event King Charles III dies before Queen Camilla her full royal title will become "Queen Camilla,Mother of the Nation". In recognition of her service to the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth.
twitter.com/TheGrimm5/status/1

RT @Glenn_Diesen
24 years ago today, NATO began its illegal war against Yugoslavia.
When the media criticized the bombing - NATO bombed the media outlet. When China criticized the bombing - NATO bombed the Chinese embassy. Then a criminal tribunal was set up that would not investigate NATO.

RT @TheMcKenziest
Oh no worries then since the cops breaking the arm of an elderly deaf woman was just a “misunderstanding”

RT @troovus
Barely a mention of the French pension protests until they inconvenience a toff

After Kwarteng's screw up I had slightly less money in one of my savings accounts than I had put in.

Sit down.
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RT @Conservatives
🚨 Not satisfied with raising taxes on doctor's pensions. Keir Starmer now wants to raid your hard earned savings.
twitter.com/Conservatives/stat

Alt text: Johnson as Pinocchio captioned "I'm not a liar ... I'm just a moron" - Johnson's defense

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