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I'm crying with laughter here.

If you needed a demonstration of aristo entitlement ...
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RT @TheGrimm5
Senior royal spokesperson Lady Burlingham Smythe has informed Westminster that in event King Charles III dies before Queen Camilla her full royal title will become "Queen Camilla,Mother of the Nation". In recognition of her service to the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth.
twitter.com/TheGrimm5/status/1

RT @Glenn_Diesen
24 years ago today, NATO began its illegal war against Yugoslavia.
When the media criticized the bombing - NATO bombed the media outlet. When China criticized the bombing - NATO bombed the Chinese embassy. Then a criminal tribunal was set up that would not investigate NATO.

RT @TheMcKenziest
Oh no worries then since the cops breaking the arm of an elderly deaf woman was just a “misunderstanding”

RT @troovus
Barely a mention of the French pension protests until they inconvenience a toff

RT @jasongorman
I've just invented an app that auto-generates prescriptions from a patient's description of their symptoms. Soon we won't need doctors!

Instead, we'll just need patients with medical training.

RT @jasongorman
So I attempted to work with ChatGPT on an original coding problem, starting with a set of business requirements. After nearly 3 hours, I'm giving up. I've been unable to get a complete source listing from it, particularly as ot rewrites the code on every attempt.

RT @PhilipProudfoot
I genuinely hope labour does have a plan to fix the structural failures of Britain’s economy, because the 49% of people willing to vote for them will be extremely disappointed if that plan turns out to be ASBOs and skills wallets.

After Kwarteng's screw up I had slightly less money in one of my savings accounts than I had put in.

Sit down.
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RT @Conservatives
🚨 Not satisfied with raising taxes on doctor's pensions. Keir Starmer now wants to raid your hard earned savings.
twitter.com/Conservatives/stat

RT @RedJohnBounds
Apparently after about a hundred years of the completely unsuccessful war on drugs what Labour thinks we need is more war on drugs. Alternatively, we could look at countries where drug policy is based in evidence rather than by the right wing cult. Grownups, apparently.

Alt text: Johnson as Pinocchio captioned "I'm not a liar ... I'm just a moron" - Johnson's defense

Last night, the gates of my hometown's city hall were set on fire

If you're wondering what is going on in #France, this is about a lot more than pension reform

The pension reform is unjust in & of itself (women & poor people will be the ones most impacted). But the rage French people are expressing right now is about Macron's hatred for democracy. Since his reelection just one year ago, he has bypassed parliament 11 times, more than all govs in the previous 20 years put together

UPDATE below

RT @PhilipProudfoot
“The rule of law is the foundation for everything. Margaret Thatcher called it the first duty of government - and she was right about that” – Keir Starmer.

@zimpenfish That is true - and the other problem is often people in a hurry hacking instead of thinking and then running away.

I wasn't wrong, was I?
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RT @fjfish
All these people saying "the chancellor should do X or Y in the budget"

Grow up

He'll line the pockets of the wealthy, kick the poor and disadvantaged in the nads, lie about it, and then fund some schemes so his mates can pocket even more money

Stop pretending Tories have ears
twitter.com/fjfish/status/1635

RT @RedJohnBounds
We're supposed to simultaneously believe that Johnson is one of the greatest intellects of modern English politics and someone incapable of understanding simple rules around social distancing.

RT @jasongorman
I'm looking forward to maintaining code that nobody on the team wrote and doesn't necessarily work. twitter.com/satyanadella/statu

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